Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Concerto for Pizza and Idiot Op 1.9

 Guiseppe Zucchini


Allegro
Tra, la la la la la la la la la la (repeat 20 times)
Mozzerella, la la la la la la la (repeat 10 times)
Pizza, la la la la la la la la (repeat 10 times)
Ciao, la la la la la la; la
Olé, la la la la la la

Tra, la la la la la la la la

Zucchini, Puccini, Zucchini, Puccini, tra la la la la la
Zanussi Zanussi appliance of science tra la la la la la

Buitoni spaghetti, Buitoni spaghetti, with cherry tomato,
tra, la, la, la, la, la,
non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non.

Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Tra la la la la la la

Hong Kong and Shanghai bank pizza account is where
they keep your leftover bits with much love and care

Hong Kong and Shanghai bank spaghetti account
you pay two percent, but for any amount.

Tra, la, la, la, la,

My school in Malaysia had a teacher, Miss Itza,
a bit on the big size, she seemed to love pizza

for exercise, no jogging or running too far
just down to the beach, a quick spin in the car.

Tra, la la la la la la la.

Iceland is better, no,
Tesco is better, no,
Iceland is better, no,
Tesco is better (repeat 50 times)
Tra, la la la la la la la la la

A Norwegian pizza has big bits of pine,
in a Singapore pizza you get bits of money

an iron ore pizza you eat in a mine,
a hummingbird pizza contains lots of honey
Tra, la tra, la la la la la la la

Pizzaro, Pizzaro, Pizzaro (repeat until collapse)